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Bitchcraft
Bitchcraft (2013) - Season 3, Episode 1
American Horror Story - Season 3, Episode 1
After discovering her unique bloodline, a young girl is whisked away to a special academy for girls who share the same lineage. (imdb)
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The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things
Based on JT Leroy's novel of the same name, this is the story of Jeremiah, a child who is pulled from his foster home and thrown into a troubled life on the road with his teenage mother Sarah. With Sarah, Jeremiah travels through the country roads of the U.S. and learns first hand about the troubles of the world. (Palm Pictures)
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Animal Crackers
Mayhem and zaniness ensue when a valuable painting goes missing during a party in honor of famed African explorer Captain Spaulding. (imdb)
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Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
A high school prom faces a deadly threat: a flesh-eating virus that spreads via a popular brand of bottled water.
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As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty
"My film diaries 1970-1979: my marriage, children are born, you see them growing up. Footage of daily life, fragments of happiness and beauty, trips to France, Italy, Spain, Austria. Seasons of the year as they pass through New York. Friends, home life, nature, unending search for moments of beauty and celebration of life friendships, feelings, brief moments of happiness. The film is also my love poem to New York. It's the ultimate Dogme movie, before the birth of Dogme." -Jonas Mekas
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Northwest Hounded Police
A wolf convict makes his escape, but is pursued by a diminutive Mountie who seems to be everywhere. (imdb)
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Little Shop of Horrors
A nerdish florist finds his chance for success and romance with the help of a giant man-eating plant who demands to be fed. (imdb)
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Final Cut: Ladies & Gentlemen
A film where anything can happen - the hero and the heroine changes their faces, age, look, names, and so on. The only same thing: the LOVE between man and woman... in an archetypical love story cut from 500 classics from all around the world.
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The Loft
Five friends who share a loft for their extramarital affairs begin to question one another after the murdered body of an unknown young woman is found in the property. (imdb)
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The Queen
The Queen takes audiences behind the scenes of one of the most shocking public events of recent times -- providing an illuminating, deeply affecting and dramatic glimpse into what happens in the corridors of power when a tragedy strikes. (Miramax)
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