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Management
A traveling art saleswoman tries to shake off a flaky motel manager who falls for her and won't leave her alone.
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Dark Habits
A nightclub singer seeks refuge with gay nuns on dope in a Madrid convent.
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The Hit List
A disgruntled man creates a hit list with a stranger during a drunken night out and must then race to try to save those he marked for extermination as the bodies begin to pile up and all fingers point to him. (imdb)
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Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
In a futuristic society where ape slavery has taken over the world, Caesar, the son of the late simians Cornelius and Zira, surfaces after 20 years in hiding out from the authorities, and prepares for a slave revolt against humanity. (imdb)
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Super Dark Times
A terrible accident transforms best friends from high school Zach and Josh into enemies. This ambitious thriller is set in the American suburbs of the early 1990s - the pre-Columbine era. (IFFR)
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America, America
The story of director Kazan's uncle, who grew up in a small village as a member of the Greek minority in Turkey in the end of the 19th century. When the oppression by the Turks increases, his father provides the young man with the family treasures and sends him to Constantinople. There he is supposed to make money and get the family to join him. But his own dream is different: America... (imdb)
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Lunacy
The latest provocation from surrealist master Jan Svankmajer is based on two short stories by Edgar Allan Poe and inspired by the works of the Marquis de Sade. Lunacy combines live action and stop-motion, sex and violence, grand guignol terror and gallows humor, and a lot of animated meat. (Zeitgeist Films)
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First Strike
This installment of Chan's Police Story series has our hero trying to locate a missing nuclear warhead. (imdb)
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BlackBerry
The company behind the first smartphone, the BlackBerry, meets a catastrophic demise.
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The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking
After her father's ship is carried off by a sudden storm, the spunky Pippi Longstocking is stranded with her horse, Alfonso,and her pet monkey, Mr. Neilson, and takes up residence in the old family home, which is thought by neighborhood children to be haunted... (imdb)
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