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When an overworked architect (Sandler) finds a universal remote that lets him control his universe, he feels a rush of power. But before he knows it, the remote is programming him, rather than the other way around. (Sony)

Veronica plans a rendezvous with her lover, Boris, at the bank of river, only for him to be drafted into World War II shortly thereafter. (imdb)

The dying words of a thief spark a madcap cross-country rush to find some treasure. (imdb)

A group of college friends reunite for a trip to the forest, but encounter a menacing presence in the woods that's stalking them. (imdb)

When 'Vogler's Magnetic Health Theater' comes to town, there's bound to be a spectacle. Reading reports... (imdb)

By tying thousands of balloons to his home, 78-year-old Carl Fredricksen sets out to fulfill his lifelong dream to see the wilds of South America. Right after lifting off, however, he learns he isn't alone on his journey, since Russell, a wilderness explorer 70 years his junior, has inadvertently become a stowaway on the trip.

An adaptation of the classic fairy-tale about a monstrous prince and a young woman who fall in love. (imdb)

A ten-years-later continuation of Hal Hartley's "Henry Fool", where Fay Grim (Posey) is coerced by a CIA agent (Goldblum) to try and locate notebooks that belonged to her fugitive ex-husband (Ryan). Published in them is information that could compromises the security of the U.S., causing Fay to first head to Paris to fetch them ... (imdb)

After losing her unborn child, Madeline Matheson insists on carrying the baby to term. Following the delivery, the child miraculously returns to life with an appetite for human blood. Madeline is faced with a mother's ultimate decision. (imdb)

A restless Flynn Carsen attempts to return to his career as a librarian at the New York Metropolitan Library after many exciting adventures abroad. Soon after returning, strange dreams draw Flynn to New Orleans and he finds himself in the middle of a conspiracy involving the notorious vampire Prince Vlad Dracula. Flynn must again overcome his fears and protect one of the world's most sacred artifacts, the Judas Chalice. (tv.com)