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Johann Sebastian Bach: Fantasia G-moll
A man plays the Bach piece of the title on the organ, accompanied by images of stone walls with cracks and holes that grow and shrink, intercut with images of doors and wire-meshed windows. (imdb)
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Smallfoot
A Yeti is convinced that the elusive creatures known as "humans" really do exist.
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Cinemania
Meet Jack, Eric, Bill, Roberta, and Harvey -- five cinemaniacs whose viewing habits make regular old cinephiles look like simple recreational moviegoers. (Tribeca Film Festival)
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Mila
The film is a variation on the theme of a mysterious pandemic causing sudden amnesia in the population. Aris, a thirty-something loner, falls victim to an instant wave of collective memory loss affecting the city he lives in and finds himself enrolled in a program designed to help people recover from this condition.
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Blue Is the Warmest Color
15-year-old Adèle dreams of finding the love of her life. When she meets Thomas - a dark, handsome, friendly stranger who falls for her instantly - her dream seems to have come true. But an unsettling erotic reverie upsets the romance before it begins. Adèle imagines that the mysterious, blue-haired girl she encountered in the street slips into her bed and possesses her with an overwhelming voluptuous pleasure. (wildbunch.biz)
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Red Corner
An American attorney on business in China, ends up wrongfully on trial for murder and his only key to innocence is a female defense lawyer from the country. (imdb)
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The Bear
An orphan bear cub hooks up with an adult male as they try to dodge human hunters. (imdb)
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Get Real
A tenderly romantic coming-of-age story as two boys in a British school fall in love. (imdb)
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The Other Man
The story of a husband who suspects his wife of adultery, and sets out to track down the other man in her life. (imdb)
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Await Further Instructions
It's Christmas Day and the Milgram family wake to find a mysterious black substance surrounding their house. Something is happening right outside their door; a terrorist attack, nuclear war? Descending into terrified arguments, they turn on the television, desperate for any information. On screen a message glows ominously: 'Stay Indoors and Await Further Instructions'. As the television exerts an ever more sinister grip, their paranoia escalates into bloody carnage.
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