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In an austere and cloistered girls boarding school in 1930's England, the girls' unhealthy bond with their beloved teacher, Miss G, is threatened by the arrival of an exotic and beautiful foreign student - whose rejection of Miss G's attentions threatens the status quo and brings tragic consequences for them all. (Element Pictures)

In this new holiday "miracle", based on the 1947 film classic, a little girl discovers dreams do come true if you really believe... (imdb)

A few years from now, Earth will have the first contact with an alien civilisation. These aliens, known as Newcomers... (imdb)

A postmodern, surreal voyage into the bowels of "family" entertainment; an epic battle begins when an unemployed, middle-aged father loses his sanity during a close encounter with two teenage girls on holiday. (sundance.org)

A film exactly described by its title. German film director Herzog had made a bet with fledgling director Errol Morris that, if Morris made a film, Herzog would eat his shoe. Morris went on to film 'Gates of Heaven', so Herzog kept his promise. While eating the boiled shoe, Herzog carries on a dialogue with the film premier audience on film, art, and life. (imdb)

A teen artist living in 1970s San Francisco enters into an affair with her mother's boyfriend. (imdb)

The life story of Howard Marks, an elite British drug smuggler. (imdb)

Kelly, a prostitute, shows up in the town of Grantville, where she engages in a tryst with sheriff Griff... (imdb)

A man tries to warn his brother away from the new girlfriend he brings home during Thanksgiving, but ends up becoming infatuated with her in the process.

A widower who realized his only connection to his family was through his wife sets off on an impromptu road trip to reunite with each of his grown children. (imdb)