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Hundreds of years after humans have settled on Mars, Regulator Rogul and Lord Jens Maul, lead a force of Martians to Earth in order to conquer the planet. Queen Metaphor looks to the gay heroes aboard the spaceship Surprise -- Captain Kork, Mr. Spuck, and first engineer Schrotty -- for help. (imdb)

A classic coming-of-age tale in which a young man must face his own mortality and the death of a loved one. (Motion Picture Corporation of America)

The misadventures of two social-climbing women in small town America. (imdb)

Two women head to a remote house in the woods to celebrate their one year anniversary, but what starts as a joyful vacation quickly descends into nightmare when neighbors across the lake trigger an onslaught of violence.

Meet Jack, Eric, Bill, Roberta, and Harvey -- five cinemaniacs whose viewing habits make regular old cinephiles look like simple recreational moviegoers. (Tribeca Film Festival)

Albert Brooks provides an inspired and comedic view of America's approach to other cultures. (Warner Independent Pictures)

Dead bodies begin to turn up all over the city, each meeting their demise in a variety of grisly ways. All investigations begin to point the finger at deceased killer John Kramer. (imdb)

Three 12 and 13-year-old girls decide to form a punk band in 1982 Stockholm. (imdb)

Alex Proyas directs this futuristic thriller about a man (Sewell) waking up to find he is wanted for brutal murders he doesn't remember. Haunted by mysterious beings who stop time and alter reality, he seeks to unravel the riddle of his identity. [New Line]

Movie is about three stupid cousins and their adventures.