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What Happened to Monday
In a world where families are limited to one child due to overpopulation, a set of identical septuplets must avoid being put to a long sleep by the government and dangerous infighting while investigating the disappearance of one of their own. (imdb)
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Border Incident
Two police agents go undercover, one as a brazero sneaking across the Mexico-US border, in order to uncover agricultural corruption.
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Pinocchio
A living puppet, with the help of a cricket as his conscience, must prove himself worthy to become a real boy. (imdb)
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Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story
An overenthusiastic high-school maintenance man attempts to lead an unlikely group of misfits to the Nebraska state tennis championship in Dude, Where's My Car? director Danny Leiner's underdog sports comedy. American Pie star Seann William Scott stars as the ambitious janitor who believes he has what it takes to coach the winning team. (movies.nytimes.com)
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French Cancan
This comedy drama from Jean Renoir chronicles the revival of Paris' most notorious dance as it tells the story of a theater producer who turns a humble washerwoman into a star at the Moulin Rouge. (imdb)
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Better Off Ted
Better Off Ted (2009) - TV Series
In a science-based company, a manager tries to keep control of his scientists while being pressured by his shrewd boss. (imdb)
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Looney Tunes: Back in Action
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are up to their feudin' ways again as the entire Looney Tunes menagerie star in a feature film set entirely in a live action world and interact with "live" 3-D costars throughout the picture. (Warner Bros.)
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The Houses October Built
Beneath the fake blood and cheap masks of countless haunted house attractions across the country, there are whispers of truly terrifying alternatives. Looking to find an authentic, blood-curdling good fright for Halloween, five friends set off on a road trip in an RV to track down these underground Haunts. Just when their search seems to reach a dead end, strange and disturbing things start happening and it becomes clear that the Haunt has come to them... (imdb)
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Vixen!
Vixen lives in a Canadian mountain resort with her naive pilot husband. While he's away flying in tourists, she gets it on with practically everybody including a husband and his wife, and even her biker brother. She is openly racist, and she makes it clear that she won't do the wild thing with her brother's biker friend, who is black. (imdb)
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The Absent Minded Professor
A college professor invents an anti-gravity substance which a corrupt businessman wants for himself. (imdb)
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