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Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice
Sequel to the '84 film. 8 years after the first, authorities discover the mutilated bodies of adults in the secluded town of Gatlin, Nebraska and children hiding in the corn. Enter John Garrett and son Danny who head for Gatlin on a story and get caught up in this mess when an orphan named Micah is possessed by He Who Walks Behind The Rows. (imdb)
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The Seventh Continent
Georg and his wife Anna realize how monotonous and isolated their life is when their daughter Eva, in a desperate attempt to get attention, suddenly pretends to be blind (imdb)
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The Mule
An elderly Korean War Veteran and horticulturalist who has become isolated from his family falls into a new line of work as a drug mule for a Mexican cartel.
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Swiss Family Robinson
A Swiss settler family are shipwrecked on a desert island. (imdb)
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The Ides of March
An idealistic staffer for a newbie presidential candidate gets a crash course on dirty politics during his stint on the campaign trail. Based on the play by Beau Willimon. (imdb)
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Seven Pounds
The emotional story of a man who will change the lives of seven strangers
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Little Witch Academia
Akko Kagari joins an academy for young witches after being inspired at a young age by a witch named Shiny Chariot.
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Zhil-byl pyos
Zhil-byl pyos (1982) - Short Film
An old dog struggles to stay relevant to his family in a Ukranian village.
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John Mulaney: New in Town
Stand-up special.
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The Visitors
A medieval nobleman and his squire are accidentally transported to contemporary times by a senile sorcerer... (imdb)
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