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Dark Passage
Bogart plays a man convicted of murdering his wife who escapes from prison in order to prove his innocence... (imdb)
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The Last Kingdom
The Last Kingdom is an adaptation of Bernard Cornwell's Saxon Stories. The books follow Uhtred of Bebbanburg from a boy taken from his birthright and raised by Vikings, later fighting for King Alfred the Great and his son Edward. Shield walls, blood, revenge and the forging of many Kingdoms into one nation, a dream of Alfred's called England. (imdb)
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Blockers
Three parents try to stop their daughters from having sex on Prom night. (imdb)
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Heroes of the East
A Chinese man (Liu) marries a Japanese woman through an arranged marriage and manages to insult all of her Japanese martial arts family by issuing a challenge to her that is misinterpreted by the others (imdb)
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The Get Down
The Get Down (2016) - TV Series
A rag tag group of teenagers run wild in the streets of the Bronx in the late 70's. (imdb)
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The Sunset Limited
Tommy Lee Jones and Samuel L. Jackson star in a two-character drama that examines the relationship between strangers who are brought together by desperate circumstances. (HBO)
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The Duchess of Langeais
Antoinette is the Duchess of Langeais, a married coquette who frequents the most extravagant balls in 1820's Paris during The Restoration, where hypocrisy and vanity reign.
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Eyyvah eyvah 2
After finding his father Ali Riza Seker in the original film, Hüseyin has just one more thing to take care of.And that is to get together with Müjgan, the girl of his dreams, to present her with the ring his "big sister" Firuzan gave him and to win Müjgan's heart. Arriving back in Geyikli with his confidante Firuzan, his father Ali Rıza Seker and Ramiz the tailor, Hüseyin will share his time of crisis with Firuzan on this adventure as well. The two of them are in this together now. (www.eyyvaheyvah.com)
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Coffee and Cigarettes
A comic series of short vignettes in which Jarmusch delves into the normal pace of the world from an extraordinary angle, showing just how absorbing the obsessions, joys and addictions of life can be.
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Children Underground
Beneath the streets of Bucharest, thousands of Romanian children sleep on cardboard beds, beg for food and water and sniff toxic paint fumes to forget their troubles. They are the discarded legacy of the fall of a Communist regime [NPR]
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