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Contes immoraux
Four erotic tales from in various historical eras... (imdb)
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Ju-on: The Grudge 2
While driving, the pregnant horror-movie actress Kyôko Harase and her fiancé are in a car crash caused by the Toshio's friend. Kyôko loses her baby and her fiancé winds up in a coma. Kyôko was cursed together with a television crew when they shot a show in the haunted house where Kayako was brutally murdered by her husband years ago... (imdb)
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Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
Harry Griswald is a NYPD cop who is possessed with the spirit of a great Kabuki master. This has made him 'the chosen one' to do battle with 'the evil one'. (imdb)
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Fear Street Part Two: 1978
Shadyside, 1978. School's out for summer and the activities at Camp Nightwing are about to begin. But when another Shadysider is possessed with the urge to kill, the fun in the sun becomes a gruesome fight for survival.
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Foutaises
Foutaises (1989) - Short Film
A 9 minute comedy starring Dominique Pinon (Delicatessen). Featuring muted colors with a sepia black and white, Pinon takes the viewer through various examples of what he "likes and dislikes". The music is by Carlos D'Alessio and Special Thanks is given to Claudie Ossard. (imdb)
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Hababam sinifi dokuz doguruyor
A popular Turkish comedy from the 1970s set in the classroom.
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Carne
Carne (1991) - Short Film
A butcher in old Paris spends his days slaughtering horses and his nights caring for his bizarre and mute teenage daughter.
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Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back
When a group of scientists are offered funding into genetic research if they agree to try and clone the greatest ever Pokémon, Mew, the end result is success and Mewtwo is born. However Mewtwo is bitter about his purpose in life and kills his masters. In order to become the greatest he throws open a challenge to the world to battle him and his Pokémon. Ash and his friends are one of the few groups of trainers who pass the first test and prepare for battle. However they soon find out about further cloning and Mew 2's ultimate plan for the earth. (imdb)
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Shut Up and Play the Hits
On April 2nd 2011, LCD Soundsystem played its final show at Madison Square Garden. Documenting this once in a life time performance and an intimate portrait of James Murphy as he navigates the lead-up to the show, the day after, and the personal and professional ramifications of his decision. (imdb)
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Ay Lav Yu
The strange story of Ibrahim and Jessica getting married.
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