Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

Step One: Sign up to create a Criticker account here
Step Two: Rate at least ten films
... and that's it! Criticker will match you to other users with similar taste, and you'll start getting great recommendations immediately.
It's easy, free and fun. Get started now by signing up and rating some movies!
Touchy Feely
A massage therapist is unable to do her job when stricken with a mysterious and sudden aversion to bodily contact. Meanwhile, her uptight brother's foundering dental practice receives new life when clients seek out his "healing touch." (sundance.org)
Your probable score
?
Big Bully
A writer returns to his hometown where he faces the childhood nemesis whose life he ultimately ruined, only the bully wants to relive their painful past by torturing him once again. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Krippendorf\
An anthropologist creates a fictitious lost New Guinea tribe using his family members to cover-up for his mis-use of grant moneys. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
¡Que Viva Mexico!
Eisenstein shows us Mexico in this movie, its history and its culture. He believes, that Mexico can become a modern state. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Comet
Set in a parallel universe, Comet bounces back and forth over the course of an unlikely but perfectly paired couples six-year relationship. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Demonic Toys
Demonic Toys (1992) - Direct-to-Video
A policewoman, her quarry and an innocent delivery boy become trapped in a haunted toy warehouse (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Ray Donovan
Ray Donovan (2014) - TV Series
Ray Donovan, a professional "fixer" for the rich and famous in LA, can make anyone's problems disappear except those created by his own family. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The Rink
The Rink (1916) - Short Film
After amusements working in a restaurant, Charlie uses his lunch break to go roller skating. Mr. Stout makes advances toward the unwilling Edna (whose father and Mrs. Stout had earlier carried on in the restaurant). After a roller skate ballet, Charlie (now as Sir Cecil Seltzer) is invited to a party at Edna's. All the "couples", including a new partner for Mr. Stout. show up. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Forever
Forever (2014) - TV Series
A 200-year-old man works in the New York City Morgue trying to find a key to unlock the curse of his immortality. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Güllü geliyor Güllü
Kumcular and Kumcuogullari are two families from the Black Sea region of Turkey and they have a blood feud between them for long years. Güllü (Türkan Soray) comes to Istanbul with his gun to kill Ali (Ediz Hun) from the other family.
Your probable score
?