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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
Two minor characters from the play, "Hamlet" stumble around unaware of their scripted lives and unable to deviate from them. (imdb)
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The Kentucky Fried Movie
Series of short, highly irreverant, and quite often tasteless skits. (imdb)
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Der Knochenmann
Private Investigator Brenner is handling a case at the grill-station "Löschenkohl". There he finds - besides some chicken - also other meat...that doesn't belong in a good meal. (imdb)
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See How They Run
A desperate Hollywood film producer sets out to turn a popular play into a film. When members of the production are murdered, world-weary Inspector Stoppard and rookie Constable Stalker find themselves in the midst of a puzzling whodunit (imdb.com).
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Closely Watched Trains
A young man follows his father's footsteps and joins the railway company, where he learns the job and has his first affair... (imdb)
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Bir Tat Bir Doku: Millennium
The funny little details of everyday life; the simple things that makes us laugh. An unforgettable performance from Cem Yilmaz. (imdb)
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The Dragon Prince
Two human princes who forge an unlikely bond with the elfin assassin sent to kill them, embarking on an epic quest to bring peace to their warring lands.
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Heavy Metal 2000
Upon discovery of a shard of what could be the Loc-Nar, a miner named Tyler who becomes possessed by an insatiable hunger for power and a thirst for immortality. On his way to the planet of youth, Tyler wipes out most of a space colony and kidnaps a sexy woman. His big mistake is that he doesn't kill the woman's sister, Julie, who then sets out on a mission of rescue and revenge.
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2 Days in the Valley
48 hours of intersecting lives and crimes in Los Angeles (imdb)
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Anne of the Thousand Days
He was King. She was barely 18. And in their thousand days they played out the most passionate and shocking love story in history! (imdb)
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