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Little Women
Four sisters come of age in America in the aftermath of the Civil War. (imdb)
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Mattress Man Commercial
Commercial for the false Mattress Man company seen in Paul Thomas Anderson's "Punch-Drunk Love" (2002).
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Conspiracy
Conspiracy (2001) - TV Movie
A dramatic recreation of the Wannsee Conference where the Nazi Final Solution phase of the Holocaust was devised. (imdb)
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The Killer Shrews
A disparate group are trapped on a remote island by a hurricane. On the island, a doctor works to make humans twice as small as we already are. This, apparently, will help prevent over population. Unfortunately, his experiments have also created some giant shrews. As the shrews run out of smaller animals to eat, they move in on the people in the house. (imdb)
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Citadel
An agoraphobic father teams up with a renegade priest to save his daughter from the clutches of a gang of twisted feral children who committed an act of violence against his family years earlier.
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Things to Come
A story of 100 years: a decades-long second world war leaves plague and anarchy, then a rational state rebuilds civilization and tries space travel. (imdb)
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Baccano!
Baccano! (2007) - TV Series
Each of the stories in the series involves several unrelated plots intersecting and crossing each other as events spiral farther and farther out of control. Magic, mafia operated speakeasies, and many other elements of pulp fiction mashed together for a world straight out of the movies. (Anime News Network)
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Nothing to Lose
Nick Beam's life couldn't get any worse. He discovers he has been living a lie and is on the verge of a nervous breakdown... (imdb)
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The Drop
Bob Saginowski finds himself at the center of a robbery gone awry and entwined in an investigation that digs deep into the neighborhood's past where friends, families, and foes all work together to make a living - no matter the cost.
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Glaze of Cathexis
Runs exactly three minutes and features all sorts of strange colors, shapes and objects.
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