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In the Soup
An aspiring young filmmaker gets involved with an eccentric gangster for the financing of his first film.
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Surfer, Dude
A wave twisting tale of a soul searching surfer experiencing an existential crisis.
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Five carnival workers are kidnapped and held hostage in an abandoned, Hell-like compound where they are forced to participate in a violent game, the goal of which is to survive twelve hours against a gang of evil clowns. (imdb)
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Pooh\
The Hundred Acre Wood crew is together again in Pooh's Heffalump Movie, this time learning the life lesson of being accepting of others' differences and the value of true friendship. (Disney)
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The Battle of Chile: Part 1
A chronicle of the political tension in Chile in 1973 and of the violent counter revolution against the democratically elected government of Salvador Allende. Part One - "The Insurrection of the Bourgeoisie" opens in March 1973 with reporters asking people how they intend to vote in the coming congressional election. The election is taking place after Allende has been in office for over two years and has been trying to reorganize society along democratic socialist lines. (Wikipedia)
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Swamp Thing
After a violent incident with a special chemical, a research scientist is turned into a swamp plant monster. (imdb)
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The Manchurian Candidate
John Frankenheimer's gripping political thriller about a group of American soldiers who are captured and brainwashed into becoming sleeper agents. (MGM)
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Babes in Toyland
Ollie Dee and Stanley Dum try to borrow money from their employer, the toymaker, to pay off the mortgage on Mother Peep's shoe and keep it and Little Bo Peep from the clutches of the evil Barnaby. When that fails, they trick Barnaby into marrying Stanley Dum instead of Bo Peep. Enraged, Barnaby unleashes the bogeymen from their caverns to destroy Toyland. (imdb)
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Men, Women & Children
A poignant look at the many ways that the internet has changed the relationships between teenagers and their parents. (TIFF)
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The Lying Detective
The Lying Detective (2017) - Season 4, Episode 2
Sherlock - Season 4, Episode 2
Sherlock faces perhaps the most chilling enemy of his long career: the powerful and seemingly unassailable Culverton Smith - a man with a very dark secret indeed. (BBC)
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