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Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension
The Ghost Dimension, follows a new family, The Fleeges - father Ryan, mother Emily and their young daughter Leila - Who move into a house and discover a video camera and a box of tapes in the garage. When they look through the camera's lens, they begin to see the paranormal activity happening around them - including the re-emergence of young Kristi and Katie. (imdb)
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In a World...
An underachieving vocal coach is motivated by her father, the king of movie-trailer voice-overs, to pursue her aspirations of becoming a voiceover star. Amidst pride, sexism and family dysfunction, she sets out to change the voice of a generation. (sundance.org)
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Sequel to the original film, featuring a much older Leatherface.
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Old
A family on a tropical holiday discover that the secluded beach where they are relaxing for a few hours is somehow causing them to age rapidly, reducing their entire lives into a single day.
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Ekümenopolis: Ucu Olmayan Sehir
"Ecumenopolis: City Without Limits" tells the story of Istanbul and other Mega-Cities on a neo-liberal course to destruction. It follows the story of a migrant family from the demolition of their neighborhood to their on-going struggle for housing rights. (imdb)
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Louis C.K.: Shameless
Comedian Louis C.K. stand-up concert special.
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The Ultimate Gift
After the death of the oil tycoon Howard 'Red' Stevens, his greedy family is gathered in the office of his lawyer, partner and friend Mr. Theophillis 'Ted' Hamilton and his associated Miss Hastings for the reading of the will. For his reckless and selfish grandson Jason Stevens, who hated him, Red assigns twelve apparently simple tasks called "gifts" - of work, money, friends, learning, problems, family, laughter, dreams, giving, gratitude, a day and love.
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Memoirs of a Geisha
Set in a mysterious and exotic world which still casts a potent spell today, the story begins in the years before World War II, when a Japanese child is torn from her penniless family to work as a servant in a geisha house. Despite a treacherous rival who nearly breaks her spirit, the girl blossoms into the legendary geisha Saguri. Beautiful and accomplished, Saguri captivates the most powerful men of her day, but is haunted by her secret love for the one man beyond her reach. (Sony Pictures)
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Küçük Esnaf
Kendi halinde yaşayan küçük esnaf mafyaya bulaşırsa ne olur? Babasının mafyadan aldığı borç para vefatından sonra miras olarak oğlu Berhudar'a kalır. Parayı toparlamaya çalışırken hesaplanmayan olayların arkası kesilmez. Mafyadan kurtulmaya çalışan mahallemizin çilingiri Berhudar'ın peşine düşen film, aşktan, aileden, arkadaşlıktan bahseden unutulmayacak bir komediye dönüşüyor. (beyazperde.com)
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Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes
A shipping disaster in the 19th Century has stranded a man and woman in the wilds of Africa. The lady is pregnant, and gives birth to a son in their tree house. Soon after, a family of apes stumble across the house and in the ensuing panic, both parents are killed... (imdb)
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