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Tales from the Gimli Hospital
While their mother is dying in the modern Gimli, Manitoba hospital, two young children are told an important tale by their Icelandic grandmother about Ainar the lonely, his friend Gunnar, and the angelic Snjofrieder in a Gimli of old. (imdb)
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Death to Smoochy
Fired in disgrace, kids show host Randolph Smiley finds himself out on the street, while his replacement Sheldon Mopes, finds himself on the fast track to success with a new hit show as the proud purple rhino Smoochy. But things take a turn for the worst when Sheldon finds out that some of the people that he works with, and some he doesn't know he's working for, are all in it for the money. Meanwhile, Randolph is slowly turning insane with his only thoughts focusing on killing Smoochy and getting back to his life of luxury. (imdb)
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EdTV
A comedy about a video store clerk Ed (Matthew McConaughey) whose life is thrown into chaos when he agrees to let an executive of a televison studio (Ellen DeGeneres) film him for 24 hours. (imdb)
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Coming to America
An African prince goes to Queens, New York City to find a wife whom he can respect for her intelligence and will. (imdb)
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Spectral
A sci-fi/thriller story centered on a special-ops team that is dispatched to fight supernatural beings. (imdb)
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Fear the Walking Dead
What did the world look like as it was transforming into the horrifying apocalypse depicted in 'The Walking Dead'? This spin-off set in Los Angeles, following new characters as they face the beginning of the end of the world, will answer that question. (imdb)
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Devil in a Blue Dress
It is 1948 in LA and Ezikeal "Easy" Rawlins, an African-American World War II veteran, is looking for work. At his friend's bar, he is introduced to a white man, DeWitt Albright, who is looking for someone to help him find a missing white woman assumed to be hiding somewhere in LA's black community... (imdb)
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Reeker
Strangers trapped at an eerie travel oasis in the desert must unravel the mystery behind their visions of dying people while they are preyed upon by a decaying creature. (imdb)
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Evim Sensin
Turkish adaptation of Korean romance 'A Moment to Remember' (Nae meorisokui jiwoogae)
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Pink Cadillac
Bounty hunter Tommy Nowak has been assigned to bring in Roy McGuinn. After arriving at the McGuinn house... (imdb)
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