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A teenage girl is torn between two vampire brothers. (imdb)

In this new stand-up special, Norm Macdonald delivers sly, deadpan observations from an older -- and perhaps even wiser -- point of view. (netflix)

Historical reenactment of the air war in the early days of World War Two for control of the skies over Britain as the new Luftwaffa and the Royal Air Force determine whether or not an invasion can take place. (imdb)

After an innocent AOL chat turns racy, a Catholic teenager in the early 00s discovers masturbating and struggles to suppress her new urges in the face of eternal damnation. (imdb)

Deviants are held at a rehabilitation fortress until they're set into a deadly game of survival, in the hopes of returning to world society.

A darker version of the classic children's fairy tale of a wooden puppet that transforms into a real living boy. (imdb)

Mercenary Paul Shannon (Christopher Walken), on a reconaissance job to the African nation of Zangora... (imdb)

Two teens battle their way through a religious apocalypse on a mission to defeat the Antichrist. (imdb)

Four Vietnam vets, framed for a crime they didn't commit, help the innocent while on the run from the military. (imdb)

A workaholic woman who is left at the altar takes her honeymoon trip anyway with her overachieving father who left her mother because he believed his family was holding back his career.