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Uncle Josh at the Moving Picture Show
A side-splitter. Uncle Josh occupies a box at a vaudeville theatre, where a moving picture show is going on. First a dancer appears on the screen. Uncle Josh jumps to the stage and endeavors to make lover to her, but she flits away, and immediately there appears upon the screen the picture of an express train running at sixty miles an hour. Uncle Josh becomes panic-stricken, and fearing to be struck by the train, makes a dash for his box... (imdb)
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The Professionals
A rich Texan, J.W. Grant, selects three men and invites them to his private train to offer them a contract:... (imdb)
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A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints is writer/director Dito Montiel's candid debut capturing his youth in the mid-1980s in the toughest neighborhood of Astoria, Queens. Exuding the rawness and authenticity of such classic urban dramas as "Kids," "Mean Streets," "Do the Right Thing" and "Saturday Night Fever," the film is based on Montiel's memoir of the same name. (First Look Pictures)
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She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
The series tells the tale of the teenager Adora's rebellion against the evil Hordak and his Horde, in the guise of the heroine She-Ra and leading a group of other magical princesses (wikipedia.org)
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The Wolf of Snow Hollow
Terror grips a small mountain town as bodies are discovered after each full moon. Losing sleep, raising a teenage daughter, and caring for his ailing father, Officer Marshall struggles to remind himself there's no such thing as werewolves.
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The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse
Follows a boy, a mole, a fox and a horse, as they create an unexpected friendship and travel together in the boy's search for home.
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Delirious
Les, a small-time celebrity photographer(Buscemi) desperate to make it big befriends Toby, a homeless young man(Pitt) with no direction except a vague desire to become an actor. When by chance Toby becomes romantically involved with K'Harma Leeds,the hottest pop star of the moment, Les grows jealous and plots revenge. (imdb)
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Mo\
Trying to get his act together, a con artist gets a job in a credit card company. He falls in love with a fellow employee, he steals a couple of cards, everything is going great. But soon, the chief of security drags him into the big leagues of criminals... (imdb)
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Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II
Mary Lou Maloney was Hamilton High's Prom Queen of 1957. She also did what she wanted when she wanted, including jilting her boyfriend at the prom. After being killed in a fire accident that very night she returns 30 years later for revenge. (doctor 7)
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Thriller: A Cruel Picture
A mute girl is savagely gang-raped and is left at a brothel, after having been forced into drugs and lost an eye. Her parents kill themselves in grief. She trains herself in the use of weapons and car driving, then seeks out her enemies for a silent but cruel revenge. (imdb)
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