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An ex-hitman comes out of retirement to track down the gangsters that took everything from him. (imdb)

A comedy about finding your true love at any price, even if it involves a little dognapping along the way. (Warner Bros.)

As the world searches for a cure to a disastrous virus, a scientist and park scout venture deep in the forest for a routine equipment run. (imdb)

A sketch-comedy series that parodies life in Portland, Oregon. (imdb)

After an exposure to a strange mist, Scott Carey begins to shrink. After facing such trials as confounded doctors and his angry cat... (imdb)

Three childhood friends set aside their personal issues and reunite for a girls' weekend on a remote island off the coast of Maine. One wrong move turns their weekend getaway into a deadly fight for survival. (imdb)

After being released on parole, a burglar attempts to go straight, get a regular job, and just go by the rules. He soon finds himself back in jail at the hands of a power-hungry parole officer. When he is released again, he assaults the parole officer, steals his car, and returns to a life of crime. (imdb)

Bison, the ruthless leader of the international terrorist organization Shadowlaw, has been desperately... (imdb)

After becoming a mother, a filmmaker uncovers the untold history of China's one-child policy and the generations of parents and children forever shaped by this social experiment.

A photographer who is haunted by the feeling that the gap between his life and his ideals is growing finds himself obliged to put up in his apartment a young relative who has left behind his village looking for a job aboard a ship in Istanbul to go abroad.