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Following a violent storm, a beautiful and sassy mermaid named Aquamarine washes ashore and into the lives of two best friends about to be parted at summer's end. When Aquamarine falls for a local, hunky lifeguard, she enlists the girls' help to win his heart and in exchange offers to grant the girls one wish. (20th Century Fox)

A husband tries to uncover a shady psychiatrist's therapy techniques on his institutionalized wife, while a series of brutal attacks committed by a brood of mutant children coincides with the husband's investigation. (imdb)

When a tiny country is invaded by a dictator, a young Princess (later known as Rosie) is taken into custody by the Princess Protection Program... (imdb)

A hack screenwriter writes a screenplay for a former silent-film star who has faded into Hollywood obscurity. (imdb)

Sam Spade, a private detective, gets involved in a murderous hunt for a valuable statuette (imdb)

Chewie and Han Solo are trying to get home to Chewie's family, so they can celebrate Lifeday. (imdb)

Monsieur Hulot comes to a beachside hotel for a vacation, where he accidentally (but good-naturedly) causes havoc. (imdb)

A boy growing up in Dublin during the 1980s escapes his strained family life by starting a band and moving to London. (imdb)

Louis C.K. performing original stand-up comedy material at the Beacon Theatre in New York.

Bonds of loyalty are put to the test when a hitman's son witnesses what his father does for a living. (imdb)