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As a kid Pim dreams of a better life, imagining princesses and beauty queens. But when Pim turns 16 he dreams of Gino, the boy next door, instead. Ever since they were children there has been this tension between them. Now Gino is Pim's motorcycling hero. Cold mockery, little humiliations and tiny bits of hope make up Pim's life. No wonder he sometimes flees to his dream world. (mubi.com)

Martin Hykkerud (Vegar Hoel) wakes up at a hospital after experiencing a undead nightmare. All his friends were killed by Nazi-zombies at a cabin, he is the only survivor. During a fight with the zombies, he suffers a bite to his arm, and has to cut it off. Now his arm has been replaced with a limp, rotten arm. The arm belongs to Oberst Herzog (Ørjan Gamst). Herzog is the leader of the undead nazi-squad and is the antagonist of the film. We join Martin in his quest to kill Herzog and his army.

Former college frenemies Lauren and Katie move into a fabulous Gramercy Park apartment, and in order to make ends meet, the unlikely pair start a phone sex line together.

A story about the ins and outs of one unusual health facility in the early 20th century, run by the eccentric Dr. Kellogg. (imdb)

An inspired labor of love for zine-making teens Sandi Tan, Jasmine Ng and Sophie Siddique, Shirkers was a Singapore-made 1992 cult classic—or it would have been, had the 16mm footage not been stolen by their enigmatic American collaborator Georges Cardona, who disappeared. More than two decades later, Tan, now a novelist in L.A., returns to the country of her youth and to the memories of a man who both enabled and thwarted her dreams.

Rise of the Footsoldier follows the inexorable rise of Carlton Leach from one of the most feared generals of the football terraces to becoming a member of a notorious gang of criminals who rampaged their way through London and Essex in the late eighties and early nineties. (imdb)

Shigeo Kageyama, aka "Mob," is at first glance an average middle school boy who actually possesses powerful psychic abilities. Wanting to be normal, he suppresses his abilities, leading to a general emotional detachment. He exorcises spirits for self-proclaimed psychic Reigen, his master and a con artist. But when Mob's emotions reach 100 percent, his pent-up feelings unleash a dark and frightening power.

A true-to-life epic of Kurdish students excitedly anticipating social revolution (imdb)

Jack London's classic adventure story about the friendship developed between a Yukon gold hunter and the mixed dog-wolf he rescues from the hands of a man who mistreats him(imdb)

A doctor attempts to uncover the identity of a patient who died after she refused her treatment. (imdb)