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Horton Hears a Who!
Horton The Elephant struggles to protect a microscopic community from his neighbours who refuse to believe it exists. (imdb)
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Welcome to Briarcliff
Welcome to Briarcliff (2012) - Season 2, Episode 1
American Horror Story - Season 2, Episode 1
After a life-changing experience, a young man is admitted into a notorious insane asylum, while a local reporter is determined to get the full story. (Wikipedia)
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Subway
Fred is living in the Paris Metro system. He is blackmailing Helena, whose safe he has robbed. Fred has various 'friends' all living in this sureal setting (imdb)
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Bleak Moments
Moments from the uncompromisingly bleak existence of a secretary, her retarded sister, aloof and uneasy teacher boyfriend, bizzare neighbour and irritating workmate. (imdb)
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Spider-Man
Peter Parker (Maguire), after being bitten by a genetically altered spider, becomes Spider-Man, a hero of superhuman strength with the ability to cling to any surface. He dedicates himself to a life of fighting crime, while living a double life as a superhero and working student. (Sony)
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High Flying Bird
A sports agent pitches a rookie basketball client on an intriguing and controversial business opportunity during a lockout.
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The Darkness
A family returns from a Grand Canyon vacation, haunted by an ancient supernatural entity they unknowingly awakened and engages them in a fight for their survival. (imdb)
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The Little Mermaid: Ariel\
The plot explores the story of Athena, Ariel's mother, through the narration of Ariel. (imdb)
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Summer
It's July, and Delphine has nowhere to go for the summer. She feels very bored and "empty", but this won't last; one day she accidently meets someone who seems to be totally made for her... (imdb)
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Whitney
An in-depth look at the life and music of Whitney Houston. (imdb)
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