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Xala
It is the dawn of Senegal's independence from France, but as the citizens celebrate in the streets we soon become aware that only the faces have changed. White money still controls the government... (imdb)
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Reefer Madness
A group of teenagers are drawn into a web of deceit through an addiction to marijuana. (imdb)
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Ixcanul
Maria, a 17 year old Mayan woman, lives on the slopes of an active volcano in Guatemala. An arranged marriage awaits her. Although Maria dreams of seeing 'the city', her status as an indigenous woman does not allow her to go out into that 'modern world'. Later, during a pregnancy complication, this modern world will save her life, but at what price. (imdb)
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What Time Is It There?
When a young street vendor with a grim home life meets a girl on her way to Paris, they forge an instant connection. He changes all the clocks in Taipei to French time; as he watches Francois Truffaut's Les 400 Coups, she has a strange encounter with its now-ageing star (Jean-Pierre Leaud). (imdb)
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The Hearts of Age
This silent film, essentially a string of images loosely tied together, was almost certainly inspired by surrealistic classics (IMDB Comments)
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Red 2
Retired black-ops CIA agent Frank Moses reunites his unlikely team of elite operatives for a global quest to track down a missing portable nuclear device. (imdb)
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The Long Voyage Home
Aboard the freighter Glencairn, the lives of the crew are lived out in fear, loneliness, suspicion and cameraderie. The men smuggle drink and women aboard, fight with each other, spy on each other, comfort each other as death approaches, and rescue each other from danger. (imdb)
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Hellboy: Sword of Storms
A professor of folklore opens a forbidden scroll and becomes possessed by the ancient Japanese demons of Thunder and Lightning, who seek to return and dominate our world. The Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense sends Hellboy and a team of agents to investigate, but when Hellboy picks up a samurai sword, he literally disappears into a weird wonderland of Japanese legends... (imdb)
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Ben-Hur
A falsely accused Jewish nobleman survives years of slavery to take vengeance on his Roman best friend, who betrayed him. (imdb)
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The Autopsy of Jane Doe
Father and son coroners receive a mysterious homicide victim with no apparent cause of death. As they attempt to identify the beautiful young "Jane Doe", they discover increasingly bizarre clues that hold the key to her terrifying secrets. (imdb)
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