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At a Jewish funeral service with her parents, a college student runs into her sugar daddy. (imdb)

Tayfun Pirselimoğlu's latest follows a man who is struggling to change his identity. Middle-aged unmarried loner Nihat works in a hospital canteen. When young colleague Ayşe, after obvious advances, invites him home for dinner, he hesitatingly accepts. When Nihat sees a wedding photograph, he notices a quiet unexpected fact. The awkward relationship that ensues changes Nihat's life more profoundly than he could ever have foreseen. (iksv.org)

A documentary that follows a billionaire couple who live in a 90,000-square-foot mansion inspired by Versailles, built on the success of the time-share industry. (imdb)

Aging small-time con man Augusto, who swindles peasants, works with two younger men: Roberto, who wants to become the Italian Johnny Ray... (imdb)

A former pro-wrestler is hired to be the bodyguard/nanny for a couple of bratty kids whose inventor father is being stalked by a rival. (imdb)

A dramatized account of a great Russian naval mutiny and a resulting street demonstration which brought on a police massacre.

Doom, the landmark videogame that electrified a generation, leaps from the computer screen to the big screen as a terrifying sci-fi horror action adventure, transporting audiences to a dark and disturbing future with all the visceral excitement and horror that made its gaming predecessor a global phenomenon. (Universal)

A young woman goes on a solo vacation to the English countryside after the death of her ex-husband. (imdb)

In a near future, a family reckons with questions of love, connection, and loss after their A.I. helper unexpectedly breaks down. (imdb)

A tale of the bungling of Armageddon features an angel, a demon, an eleven-year-old Antichrist, and a doom-saying witch.