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Kingdom of the Spiders
Investigating the mysterious deaths of a number of farm animals, vet Rack Hansen discovers that his town lies in the path of hoards of migrating tarantulas. Before he can take action, the streets are overrun by killer spiders, trapping a small group of towns folk in a remote hotel. (imdb)
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Les Choses de la vie
Pierre, a successful expert in building highways has a traffic accident. Being seriously wounded, he is lying waiting for death and remembering his past in flashbacks. (imdb)
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Ball of Fire
A group of ivory-tower lexicographers realize they need to hear how real people talk, and end up helping a beautiful singer escape from the Mob. (imdb)
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Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering
All the kids in a town over night become feverish and have convulsions. The next day they start to become evil, change their names for those of kids killed long ago, and then start killing any adult in their path, in vicious and mysterious forms (imdb)
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A Dirty Carnival
In Seoul, Byung-Doo is a twenty-nine year old gangster that works under the command of Sang-Shui in the mobster organization of the boss Hwang. Byung-Doo is also the patriarch of his family and is having financial problems to support his old mother that is very ill and his younger siblings... (imdb)
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Caramel
A romantic comedy centered on the daily lives of five Lebanese women going in Beirut. (imdb)
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The Fog
There really is something out there in the dark. In the small town of Antonio Bay, a terrifying and malevolent force hidden within a thick and eerie fog terrorized its residents. Shrouded by the fog lies a ghastly secret of merciless revenge, one that the town's inhabitants would do well to unravel -- before it's too late. (Revolution Studios)
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Serenity
This story of a small band of galactic outcasts 500 years in the future centers around Captain Malcolm Reynolds, a hardened veteran (on the losing side) of a galactic civil war, who now ekes out a living pulling off small crimes and transport-for-hire aboard his ship, Serenity. (Universal)
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The Ten Commandments
The Egyptian Prince, Moses, learns of his true heritage as a Hebrew and his divine mission as the deliverer of his people. (imdb)
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Coco
Aspiring musician Miguel teams up with charming trickster Hector on an extraordinary journey through the Land of the Dead. (imdb)
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