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The Darwin Awards
A forensic detective (Fiennes) and an insurance claims investigator (Ryder) trek to investigate a potential Darwin Award winner. From www.darwinawards.com: "The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally kill themselves in really stupid ways." (imdb)
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Trash Humpers
Unearthed from the buried landscape of the American nightmare, this film follows a small group of elderly Peeping Toms through the shadows and margins of an unfamiliar world.
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Lassie Come Home
Hard times came for Carraclough family and they are forced to sell their dog to the rich Duke of Rudling. However, Lassie, the dog, is unwilling to leave the young Carraclough boy and sets out on the long and dangerous journey in order to rejoin him. (imdb)
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Değirmen
Saripinar is a small, poor city near Istanbul. Here, the beautiful Bulgarian Nadja arrives, exiled because of charges of prostitution. When she dances during a celebration, an earthquake occurs, and this leads to a series of grotesque events... (www.moviemeter.nl - rough translation!)
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Bad News Bears
Grizzled former professional baseball player Morris Buttermaker (Thornton) is recruited by a strait-laced lawyer (Harden) to coach the Bears, a woefully inept Little League team. He's got to find a way to drive this gang of 12 misfits to a championship against their hated rivals: the Yankees and their overbearing coach (Kinnear). From the director that brought you "School of Rock" working with the writing team behind "Bad Santa" comes a hilarious 2005 homage to an irreverent 1976 comedy: "Bad News Bears." (Paramount Pictures)
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Bunraku
The story of a a young man who has spent his life searching for revenge only to find himself up against a bigger challenge than he originally bargained for. (imdb)
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Carmen Jones
Contemporary version of the Bizet opera, with new lyrics and an African-American cast. (imdb)
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Ses
A voice suddenly appears in Derya's brain. She starts to follow its directions.
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Fifty Shades of Black
An inexperienced college student meets a wealthy businessman whose sexual practices put a strain on their relationship.
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Black Sheep
Terrified of sheep and dosed up on therapy, Henry Oldfield (Meister) returns to his family's farm to sell out his older brother Angus (Feeney), unaware that something baaaaad is going on: Angus' reckless genetic engineering program. When a pair of inept environmental activists release a mutant lamb from Angus' laboratory onto the farm, thousands of sheep are turned into bloodthirsty predators. (IFC Films)
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