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An inspired labor of love for zine-making teens Sandi Tan, Jasmine Ng and Sophie Siddique, Shirkers was a Singapore-made 1992 cult classic—or it would have been, had the 16mm footage not been stolen by their enigmatic American collaborator Georges Cardona, who disappeared. More than two decades later, Tan, now a novelist in L.A., returns to the country of her youth and to the memories of a man who both enabled and thwarted her dreams.

Art School Confidential follows talented young artist Jerome Platz (Minghella) as he escapes from high school to a tiny East Coast art school. Here the boyish freshman's ambition is to become the world's greatest artist. (Sony Pictures Classics)

A restless Flynn Carsen attempts to return to his career as a librarian at the New York Metropolitan Library after many exciting adventures abroad. Soon after returning, strange dreams draw Flynn to New Orleans and he finds himself in the middle of a conspiracy involving the notorious vampire Prince Vlad Dracula. Flynn must again overcome his fears and protect one of the world's most sacred artifacts, the Judas Chalice. (tv.com)

A movie about two doctors who created breast implants as it follows them over the years. (imdb)

A Chicago playwright uses self-hypnosis to find the actress whose vintage portrait hangs in a grand hotel. (imdb)

A crafty ronin comes to a town divided by two criminal gangs and decides to play them against each other to free the town. (imdb)

From out of the arctic comes a gigantic flying, fire-breathing turtle that sets its sights on destroying Tokyo. (imdb)

A miracle reveals an unseen side of a village loner. (imdb)

A seven-part docuseries about the unsolved murder of a nun and the horrific secrets and pain that linger nearly five decades after her death. (imdb)

Faruk Yazici is the idealist governor of the city of Denizli, where a team of engineers from the MTA have recently discovered reserves of uranium. The governor joins forces with childhood friend and head of MTA engineers, in a fight against the scheming bureaucrat Ceyda, who actually works to get mines in Turkey under the control of foreign companies. Interestingly, a number of murders are uncovered only a short while after the governor and the MTA engineers focus on the reserves in Denizli. (film.com)