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The Magnificent Seven
Seven gun men in the old west gradually come together to help a poor village against savage thieves. (imdb)
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Joe Versus the Volcano
When a hypochondriac learns that he is dying, he accepts an offer to throw himself in a volcano at a tropical island, and along the way there, learns to truly live. (imdb)
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The Predator
When a young boy accidentally triggers the universe's most lethal hunters' return to Earth, only a ragtag crew of ex-soldiers and a disgruntled science teacher can prevent the end of the human race.
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House
Seven girls named after their distinctive traits visit a house in a rural setting. Odd occurrences happen and are ignored, but soon peculiarities begin to accrue.
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Respiro
Grazia (Golino) is a mother of three who spends suffocating days packing fish while her husband Pietro (Amato) is at sea. Her oft-erratic behavior leads Pietro into thinking she may need medical attention, and he prepares to send her off to a psychiatric institute in Milan. Their son Pasquale (Casisa), the one person who understand his mother the most, vows to do whatever it takes to foil his father's plan. (imdb)
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Batman & Robin
Batman, Robin and new crime fighting comrade Batgirl face Gotham City's deadliest threat yet when cold-hearted Mr. Freeze and venomous Poison Ivy team for some lethal mischief. (Warner Bros.)
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Persuasion
Persuasion (2007) - TV Movie
8 years ago, Anne Elliot was persuaded by her wealthy family to leave her beloved Captain Wentworth. Now, the roles have changed - the Elliots are forced to let their great estate, while Wentworth has made a fortune in the navy and is considered attractive to Anne's younger, female acquaintances (who are unaware of the events in the past). Anne is still deeply in love with Wentworth, but has he forgiven her? Based on the novel by Jane Austen.
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Women of the Night
Fusako Owada, a young woman in postwar Japan, is the mistress of a notorious drug dealer. Fusako's tenuous grasp on meaningful life is shaken when she learns that her lover is having an affair with her sister. (imdb)
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Der Baader Meinhof Komplex
A look at Germany's terrorist group, The Red Army Faction (RAF), which organized bombings, robberies, kidnappings and assassinations in the late 1960s and '70s. Based on Stefan Aust's best-selling nonfiction book. (imdb.com)
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Bacurau
After the death of her grandmother, Teresa comes home to her matriarchal village in a near-future Brazil to find a succession of sinister events that mobilizes all of its residents.
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