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Pelé: Birth of a Legend
Pele's meteoric rise from the slums of Sao Paulo to leading to Brazil to its first World Cup victory at the age of 17 is chronicled in this biographical drama.
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Mars Attacks!
Earth is overrun with mean, green invaders! They're armed with insta-fry ray guns, endowed with slimy, humungous brains, and enlivened with out-of-this-world but state-of-the-art special effects. Thrill! As Earth fights back with an unexpected weapon. Take that, Martians! (Warner Bros.)
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Sick
Due to the pandemic, Parker and her best friend decide to quarantine at the family lake house alone - or so they think. (imdb)
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The Mangler
Detective John Hunton is investigating an iron folding machine that has found a taste for eating people. While he tries to solve the mystery, Bill Gartley, the owner, wants to find new victims for his machine. (imdb)
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Buffalo Soldiers
A story of one soldier's misadventures in the military.
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The Boogeyman
Adaptation of Stephen King's 'The Boogeyman'.
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Babylon
Set in Hollywood during the transition from silent films to talkies, focusing on a mixture of historical & fictional characters (imdb.com).
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You Ain\
In the large drawing room, the butler welcomes some friends whom the playwright, now deceased, asked to be summoned for the reading of his will and who all responded to the request. These 13 actors previously performed in his plays, including one in particular who was considered outstanding in her time. But is she still? (mubi.com)
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Neil Young: Heart of Gold
Neil Young: Heart of Gold is filmmaker Jonathan Demme's intimate musical portrait of legendary singer/songwriter Neil Young, filmed on the occasion of the world premiere of Young's "Prairie Wind" concert at Nashville's hallowed Ryman Auditorium. (Paramount Classics)
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The Visitor
A college professor travels to New York to attend a conference and finds a young couple living in his apartment. (imdb)
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