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A nightclub singer seeks refuge with gay nuns on dope in a Madrid convent.

This sequel to The Blue Lagoon finds Richard (Brian Krause) -- the orphaned son of the lovers from the original 1980 pic -- stranded on an island with a widow, Sarah (Lisa Pelikan), and her daughter, Lilli (Milla Jovovich). When Sarah dies, Richard and Lilli grow up together and, like their predecessors, fall in love. But their happiness is endangered when civilization intrudes (Netflix)

In a Japanese jail sits 17-year-old Joutarou Kuujou: punk, fighter, delinquent...and possessed by a force beyond his control! Around the world, evil spirits are awakening: "Stands," monstrous invisible creatures which give their bearers incredible powers. To save his mother's life, Joutarou must tame his dark forces and travel around the world to Cairo, Egypt, where a hundred-year-old vampire thirsts for the blood of his family. (myanimelist.net)

Two years after the devastating effects of The Reichenbach Fall, Dr John Watson has got on with his life. New horizons, romance and a comforting domestic future beckon. But, with London under threat of a huge terrorist attack, Sherlock Holmes is about to rise from the grave with all the theatricality that comes so naturally to him. It's what his best friend wanted more than anything, but for John Watson it might well be a case of 'be careful what you wish for'.

When a widower with 10 children marries a widow with 8, can the 20 of them ever come together as one big happy family? (imdb)

Bolt, a German Shepherd, has lived his whole life on the set of his action TV show, where he believes he has superpowers. When separated from the studio by accident, he meets Mr. Mittens (actually a female cat) and a hamster named Rhino. Along the way, he learns that he doesn't have superpowers and that the show is not realistic.

Kenji Koiso, an eleventh grade math genius, agrees to take a summer job at the Nagano hometown of his crush, Natuski. When he arrives, he finds that her family have reunited to celebrate the 90th birthday of the family matriarch. His job is to pretend to be Natsuki's fiancé. Meanwhile, his attempt to solve a mathematical equation causes a parallel world's collision with earth (imdb)

A collection of animated interpretations of great works of classical music.

Three years after Mike bowed out of the stripper life at the top of his game, he and the remaining Kings of Tampa hit the road to Myrtle Beach to put on one last blow-out performance.

A survivor of a supersoldier project must fight his former comrades as a masked hero. (imdb)