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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
Two brothers place an online ad to find dates for a wedding and the ad goes viral. (imdb)
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Telefon
The KGB's looking for one of their people, a man named Dalchimsky because he has stolen something important but unfortunately he manages to get through the border. Later in the U.S. some seemingly ordinary people after receiving a phone call go out and destroy key American military installations... (imdb)
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The Crawling Eye
A remote mountain resort in Switzerland is invaded by horrible alien creatures that like to decapitate humans. The beings are also in telepathic communication with people and inhabit a mysterious, radioactive cloud at the base of the Trollenberg mountain. (imdb)
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Lady Chatterley
The first cinema adaptation directed by a woman of D. H. Lawrence's masterpiece. Pascale Ferran ("Coming to Terms with the Dead" Golden Camera, Cannes 1994) explores the complex mechanism of women's sexual desires. (filmdistribution.com)
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The Hotel New Hampshire
The film talks about a family that weathers all sorts of disasters and keeps going in spite of it all... (imdb)
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Hamlet Goes Business
A bizarre black-and-white film noir reworking of Shakespeare's 'Hamlet'. After the death of his father, young Hamlet inherits a seat on the board of a company controlled by his uncle that decides to move into the rubber duck market. (imdb)
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor\
Agent Coulson runs into trouble on the way to Thor's Hammer.
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The Sign of Three
The Sign of Three (2014) - Season 3, Episode 2
Sherlock - Season 3, Episode 2
Sherlock faces his biggest challenge of all - delivering a Best Man's speech on John's wedding day! But all isn't quite as it seems. Mortal danger stalks the reception - and someone might not make it to the happy couple's first dance. Sherlock must thank the bridesmaids, solve the case and stop a killer.
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Eddie Izzard: Circle
Eddie Izzard: Circle (2002) - Direct-to-Video
Town Hall, New York City, 26 June 2000. An evening with Eddie Izzard in which he moves back and forth in time, with religion as the loose but constant theme... (imdb)
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Youth
A retired orchestra conductor is on holiday with his daughter and her friend in the Alps when he receives an invitation from Queen Elizabeth II to perform for Prince Philip's birthday. (Wikipedia)
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