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Hellsing Ultimate
Hellsing Ultimate (2006) - TV Mini-Series
The vampire Alucard and his newly sired ward Seras tries to protect England from a war-crazed SS-Major who seeks to start an eternal war with his vampire army. (imdb)
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Shiva Baby
At a Jewish funeral service with her parents, a college student runs into her sugar daddy. (imdb)
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The Nest
Life for an entrepreneur and his American family begin to take a twisted turn after moving into an English country manor. (imdb)
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Owning Mahowny
Polite, mild-mannered Dan Mahowny (Hoffman) is an assistant bank manager with a head for numbers, a knack for making decisions, and a devastating appetite for gambling. Dan Mahowny is the unlikely hero who takes on two of the financial institutions everyone loves to hate, the bank and the casino, and, for a brief while, he wins. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears
This is a life story of three girlfriends from youth to autumn ages. Their dreams and wishes, love, disillusions. Different careers. And big late love. (imdb)
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It\
An angel helps a compassionate but despairingly frustrated businessman by showing what life would had been like if he never existed.
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Underworld
'Nobody helps me -- I help them!' boasts open-handed gangster Bull Weed, handing over what will prove to be the best investment in his high-spending career: a thousand dollars that will put the literate 'Rolls Royce' of vagrants back on his feet... (imdb)
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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
In this darkly comic drama, a mother personally challenges the local authorities to solve her daughter's murder, when they fail to catch the culprit.
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Mr. Jones
A Welsh journalist breaks the news in the western media of the famine in the Soviet Union in the early 1930s.
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Quarantine
Television reporter Angela Vidal (Jennifer Carpenter) and her cameraman (Steve Harris) are assigned to spend the night shift with a Los Angeles Fire Station. After a routine 911 call takes them to a small apartment building, they find police officers already on the scene in response to blood curdling screams coming from one of the apartment units.
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