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Darkened Room
Darkened Room (2002) - Short Film
In the first half of the film, a Japanese woman shows us her apartment in Tokyo and muses on the amount of bananas produced worldwide. The woman then tells us that her friend next door is sad. In the second half, a blonde woman (Jordan Ladd) sits on a sofa and cries. Then a brunette woman (Cerina Vincent) enters and says cruel things to her, before threatening to tell her the truth. The film ends with a fade to black... (Wikipedia.org)
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Beyza\
Tortured bodies and cut off human legs have been found in different locations of Istanbul. When the murderings start to lead to a great panic among the public, Fatih, who is a ranked police officer, has taken the case to investigate with his partner Doruk, a well educated psychiatrist from the United States. (Yahoo Movies)
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Kirpi
Kirpi Resat and Tahir Yaman are both stubborn enemies.
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A Chorus Line
Hopefuls try out before a demanding director for a part in a new musical. (imdb)
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In the Soup
An aspiring young filmmaker gets involved with an eccentric gangster for the financing of his first film.
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Beware of a Holy Whore
On a film set there are two things missing, the film material and the director. So the actors and actresses as well as the crew try to make the best out of the situation (imdb)
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The Sinner
The Sinner (2017) - TV Series
Bill Pullman stars as brooding detective Harry Ambrose, investigating a different strange case each season. It began as a mini-series with Jessica Biel as a woman who spontaneously stabs a man to death on the beach, but was eventually expanded into an anthology series.
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November
Impelled by a spirit which still preserves a patina of idealism, Alfredo arrives in Madrid intent on creating "a performance which is freer... (imdb)
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Stand Up Guys
A pair of aging con men try to get the old gang back together for one last hurrah before one of the guys takes his last assignment -- to kill his comrade. (imdb)
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Before I Fall
February 12 is just another day in Sam's charmed life until it turns out to be her last. Stuck reliving her last day over one inexplicable week, Sam untangles the mystery around her death and discovers everything she's in danger of losing. (imdb)
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