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A boy growing up on Long Island seeks out father figures among the patrons at his uncle's bar.
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SpongeBob SquarePants (1999) - TV Series
The misadventures of a fast-food restaurant working sponge who lives under the sea. (imdb)
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The world has been affected by a mysterious occurrance known as the Violent Unknown Event or VUE. It has caused immortality and disability. Sufferers have learned new and peculiar languages. Some firmly believe in the responsibility of birds. In this 3-hour long film, 92 biographies are presented of sufferers whose surnames begin with the letters FALL... (imdb)
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It is 1948 in LA and Ezikeal "Easy" Rawlins, an African-American World War II veteran, is looking for work. At his friend's bar, he is introduced to a white man, DeWitt Albright, who is looking for someone to help him find a missing white woman assumed to be hiding somewhere in LA's black community... (imdb)
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The diminutive Asterix and his rather larger companion Obelix, warriors of the last village in Gaul still free after the Roman invasion, set out on a mission to deliver a barrel of their druid's famous magic potion to help Asterix's cousin in Britain fight off the invading Roman army. (imdb)
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After discovering a small, blue, fast hedgehog, a small-town police officer must help it defeat an evil genius who wants to do experiments on it.
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Oh Dae-su (Choi Min-sik) is an ordinary Seoul businessman with a wife and little daughter who, after a drunken night on the town, is locked up in a strange, private "prison." No one will tell him why he's there or who his jailer is. The imprisonment last for 15 years until one day when Dae-su finds himself unexpectedly deposited on a grass-covered high-rise roof, determined to discover the mysterious enemy who had him locked up. (Tartan Films)
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In 1905, a British major from an undistinguished family is invited by the Royal Geographical Society to lead a surveying expedition to Bolivia. Somewhat reluctantly, he accepts, and the course of his life is transformed.
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When two girls move to the country to be near their ailing mother, they have adventures with the wonderous forest spirits who live nearby (imdb)
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A dying gunfighter spends his last days looking for a way to die with a minimum of pain and a maximum of dignity. (imdb)
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