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The story of a cheating and incompetent lawyer (Harry Fabian) who suddenly gets obsessed with becoming a boxing promoter. (imdb)

Erik, Ryan, and Cooze start college and pledge the Beta House fraternity, presided over by none other than legendary Dwight Stifler. But chaos ensues when a fraternity of geeks threatens to stop the debauchery and the Betas have to make a stand for their right to party. (imdb)

A train moves down the track. In a car, seated next to each other in a companionable way, is a couple who are reading, probably wife and husband. As the train enters a tunnel, the man abandons his reading, turns to the woman, and kisses her; she is somewhat reluctant. As the train leaves the tunnel, they return to their books. (imdb)

A little cat is being mercilessly tormented by a mean bulldog until one day he meets a black cat who offers a bad-luck service. Whenever the little cat blows a whistle, the black cat comes out, and the bulldog is struck down with an attack of bad luck. Things look bad for the bulldog until he realizes that a cat's color can be changed... (imdb)

An African prince goes to Queens, New York City to find a wife whom he can respect for her intelligence and will. (imdb)

Amish teenagers experience and embrace the modern world as a rite-of-passage before deciding which life they will choose. (imdb)

Disgruntled Korean War vet Walt Kowalski (Eastwood) sets out to reform his neighbor, a young Hmong teenager, who tried to steal Kowalski's prized possession: his 1972 Gran Torino.

Sherlock Holmes ,aided by Dr Watson, investigates mysterious deaths apparently caused by a family curse. (imdb)

A failing ice hockey team finds success using constant fighting and violence during games. (imdb)

Musical set in the 'future', e.g. 1994. A young couple enters the world of the music industry, but also the world of drugs. (imdb)