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47 Ronin
A band of samurai set out to avenge the death and dishonor of their master at the hands of a ruthless shogun. (imdb)
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A Walk on the Moon
The world of a young housewife is turned upside down when she has an affair with a free-spirited blouse salesman. (imdb)
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Norm Macdonald: Hitler\
In this new stand-up special, Norm Macdonald delivers sly, deadpan observations from an older -- and perhaps even wiser -- point of view. (netflix)
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Cocoon: The Return
The old age pensioners that left at the end of the first film come back to earth to visit their relatives. Will they all decide to go back to the planet where no-one grows old, or will they be tempted to stay back on earth ? (imdb)
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The Heiress
A young naive woman falls for a handsome young man who her emotionally abusive father suspects is a fortune hunter. (imdb)
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Mission: Impossible 2
A secret agent is sent to Sydney, to find and destroy a genetically modified disease called "Chimera" (imdb)
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Mulholland Drive
In this complex tale of suspense, set in the unreal universe of Los Angeles, writer/director David Lynch explores the city's schizophrenic nature, an uneasy blend of innocence and corruption, love and loneliness, beauty and depravity. (Universal Focus)
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Paranoia Agent
Paranoia Agent (2004) - TV Mini-Series
Seemingly unconnected citizens of Tokyo are targeted for bludgeoning by a boy with a golden baseball bat. As detectives try to link the victims, they discover that following the assaults, the victims' lives have improved in some way. (imdb)
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How To with John Wilson
An anxious New Yorker who attempts to give everyday advice while dealing with his own personal issues. (imdb)
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Bride of the Monster
Dr. Varnoff captures twelve men for his experiment: to turn them into supermen using atomic energy.... (imdb)
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