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There's no subject too dark as this comedian skewers taboos and riff on national tragedies before pulling back the curtain on his provocative style. (Netflix)

The story of an Irish fisherman who discovers a woman in his fishing net who he believes to be a mermaid.

The Guardians of the Galaxy celebrate Christmas and set out to Earth to find Peter Quill the best present.

Nelly has just lost her grandmother and is helping her parents clean out her mother's childhood home. She explores the house and the surrounding woods. One day she meets a girl her same age building a treehouse.

While on a tour of the White House with his young daughter, a Capitol policeman springs into action to save his child and protect the president from a heavily armed group of paramilitary invaders. (imdb)

Based on the true life experiences of poet Jimmy Santiago Baca, the film focuses on half-brothers Paco and Cruz, and their bi-racial cousin Miklo. It opens in 1972, as the three are members of an East L.A. gang known as the "Vatos Locos", and the story focuses on how a violent crime and the influence of narcotics alter their lives. Miklo is incarcerated and sent to San Quentin, where he makes a "home" for himself.(imdb)

In Russia, a group of young adults struggle to survive after an alien invasion. (imdb)

Philipe Gastone, a thief, escapes from the dungeon at Aquila, sparking a manhunt. He is nearly captured when Captain Navarre befriends him... (imdb)

An emotional tale of disarming honesty and unexpected humor...a story about waking up to life, letting go, and discovering that love comes in the most unexpected circumstances. (Touchstone Pictures)

A group of teenagers preparing an old horror movie marathon in an abandoned theatre discover a short film made by an actual murderer who died long ago. Very soon a shadowy figure resembling the killer starts stalking them one by one...