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Kidnapping Mr. Heineken
The inside story of the planning, execution, rousing aftermath and ultimate downfall of the kidnappers of beer tycoon Alfred "Freddy" Heineken, which resulted in the largest ransom ever paid for an individual. (imdb)
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Squirm
At the beginning of the film, we learn from one of the characters that earthworms can be called to the surface with electricity... (imdb)
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A Million Ways to Die in the West
As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival. (imdb)
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Dave Chappelle: Killin\
Dave Chappelle returns to D.C. and riffs on politics, police, race relations, drugs, Sesame Street and more. (imdb)
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Lavatory Lovestory
A bathroom attendant searches frantically for her secret admirer in a love story that can't be stalled. (siff.net)
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The Great Buck Howard
A magician/illusionist in decline and his assistant seek to re-invigorate his career.
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Tyrannosaur
A woman looks for a way out of her abusive relationship.
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Free Solo
Follow Alex Honnold as he becomes the first person to ever free solo climb Yosemite's 3,000ft high El Capitan Wall. With no ropes or safety gear, he completed arguably the greatest feat in rock climbing history. (imdb)
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Clean
The former successful forty-two years old rock star Lee Hauser is decadent and his friends blame his girlfriend Emily Wang for the fall in his career due to excessive use of drugs. Their son Jay is raised by his grandparents Albrecht Hauser and Rosemary Hauser in Vancouver. When Lee dies of overdose in a motel room, Emily is sentenced to six months in jail. She moves to Paris where she unsuccessfully struggles to keep clean. When she decides to retrieve the guard of he son, she is supported by her father-in-law and finds the necessary strength to rebuild her life. (imdb)
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Man of Iron
A worker becomes a "man of iron" forged by experience, a son comes to terms with his father, a couple fall in love... (imdb)
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