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Garfield
Garfield marks the long-awaited motion picture debut of America's favorite feline and the world's laziest cat. (20th Century Fox)
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Return to Sender
A small town nurse gets brutally attacked and raped in her own home by a mysterious man. Following his arrest, she starts to write to him but the letters all get returned unopened. Determined to confront him she then starts to regularly visit him in prison and seemingly befriends him, against her father's express wishes. Unable to understand his daughters intentions he fears for her safety come the time her assailant is released...but has he underestimated her strength and resolve? (Rotten Tomatoes)
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Romy and Michele\
Two women get into a lot of trouble when they go to their high school reunion and lie about their lives after twelfth grade.
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The Dark House
The story takes place in two parallel time planes. The first plot follows the events of one autumn night in 1978. Edward Srodon, a zootechnician, makes an accidental stopover in a farmhouse of Dziabas family in the remote area of Bieszczady Mountains. He stays for the night. Second plot is set on a winter day, during the Martial Law in Poland. An investigating team of police is visiting the crime scene. Lieutenant Mroz is trying to solve the multiple murder case from four years ago. (imdb)
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Meatballs
Wacky hijinks of counselors and campers at a less-than-average summer camp. (imdb)
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Left Behind
A small group of survivors are left behind after millions of people suddenly vanish and the world is plunged into chaos and destruction. (imdb)
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Bed of Roses
Romantic drama about a young career girl (Mary Stuart Masterson) who is swept off her feet by a shy florist (Christian Slater), who fell in love with her after one glimpse through a shadowy window. (imdb)
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Day of the Fight
Based on Kubrick's pictorial for Look Magazine (January 18, 1949) entitled "Prizefighter," "Day Of The Fight" tells of a day in the life of a middleweight Irish boxer named Walter Cartier, particularly the day of his bout with black middleweight Bobby James... (imdb)
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Bleak Moments
Moments from the uncompromisingly bleak existence of a secretary, her retarded sister, aloof and uneasy teacher boyfriend, bizzare neighbour and irritating workmate. (imdb)
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Spooks: The Greater Good
When a terrorist escapes custody during a routine handover, Will Holloway must team with disgraced MI5 Intelligence Chief Harry Pearce to track him down before an imminent terrorist attack on London. (imdb)
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