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Gulliver's Travels (1996) - TV Mini-Series
Elaborate production, stunning special effects, and stellar cast give Swift justice to the 1726 social and political satire. (Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide)
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Where the Green Ants Dream
The geologist Lance Hackett is employed by an Australian mining company to map the subsoil of a desert... (imdb)
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The Thaw
At a remote Arctic research station, four ecology students discover the real horror of global warming is not the melting ice, but what's frozen within it. A prehistoric parasite is released from the carcass of a Woolly Mammoth upon the unsuspecting students who are forced to quarantine and make necessary sacrifices, or risk infecting the rest of the world. (Anagram Pictures)
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K-9
To stop an elusive criminal, a maverick detective enlists the aid of a police dog who's an unusually intelligent smart alec. (imdb)
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The Longest Daycare
Maggie returns to the Ayn Rand School for Tots where her only friend there is a butterfly. Each baby is put through a security gate and when Maggie goes through, it says "Nothing Special". Maggie is then put in an area of the daycare that isn't great.
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The Blob
An alien lifeform consumes everything in its path as it grows and grows. (imdb)
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Destination Moon
A private businessman arranges for an expedition to the moon before the Russians get there first. The American astronauts fly there, establish a base, but are not certain they have enough fuel to return to Earth. (imdb)
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Les Vampires
The film follows the exploits of a nefarious band of master criminals led by the seductive femme fatale Irma Vep.
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White Mane
A boy comes across a white-haired wild horse in the Camargue. Ranchers seek to capture the horse, but it escapes. What will happen as the boy sets out to find the horse again? The film is set in the gorgeous landscape of the Camargue, a marsh area in the south of France where the river Rhone meets the Mediterranean Sea. (imdb)
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Toy Soldiers
When terrorists sieze control of a boarding school, a group of trouble-making boys decide to resist them. (imdb)
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