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The Danish Poet
The Danish Poet (2006) - Short Film
To illustrate happenstance, a woman narrates the story of how her parents met. It begins in a small apartment in Copenhagen, where a Danish poet worries that he'll run out of ideas. He loves the work of Sigrid Undset, so his psychiatrist suggests he visit her in Norway to talk about writing. He sets out, and there begins a tale of rain, romance, life trying no to imitate art, a slippery barn plank, a careless mailman, a hungry goat, a broken thumb, and a crowded train. (imdb)
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The Mission
Triad boss Lung, who has just escaped being killed in an assasination attempt hires the killers Curtis, James, Mike, Roy and Shin for his protection. Their grown solidarity is under compulsion when Lung orders Curtis to kill Shin in punishment for his affair with Mrs. Lung. (imdb)
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Wide Awake
A 10 year old boy goes on a search for God after his grandfather dies. (imdb)
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Doodlebug
Doodlebug (1997) - Short Film
A man waits patiently in his apartment to squash a bug, but he could be hurting himself more than he realises. (ChristopherNolan.net)
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Vahşi Gelin
A funny love story with lovers' families are involved.
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Ready to Rumble
Two dimwit sewage workers watch their hero, WCW wrestler Jimmy King, get screwed out of the World title by wrestler Diamond Dallas Page and evil WCW owner Titus Sinclair. They embark on a quest to help their hero win his title - and honor - back. Features cameos by lots of WCW wrestlers. (imdb)
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Ballast
A drama set in the Mississippi delta, where one man's suicide affects three people's lives.
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Uyanik Kardesler
A Turkish comedy film about two brothers who are interested in football and music more than studying, and their father who wants them to be graduated.
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Hapax Legomena I: Nostalgia
An intimate, autobiographical, even humorous discourse about memories and their unrepresentative qualities (Mitternachtskino.de)
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A Zed & Two Noughts
Oliver Deuce, a successful doctor, is shattered when his wife is killed in a freak car accident involving the car being driven by Alba Bewick colliding with a very large rare bird (imdb)
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