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Secuestrados
Three hooded Eastern-European criminals burst into a home in a Madrid gated community, holding the family hostage in its own home, and forcing the father to empty his credit cards. But the family fights back - brutally. (imdb)
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The Swan Princess
As children, Princess Odette and Prince Derek hated the thought that someday they would be forced to marry. Yet, as they grew up, their looks as well as their feelings for each other changed. However, in one night everything goes wrong, Derek makes an insulting remark, and Odette vanishes... (imdb)
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About Adam
Temptation takes on a wickedly delicious new flavor in About Adam, as every character is seduced...all by the same mysterious man: the sinfully sweet Adam (Townsend). Like his Garden of Eden counterpart, this sexy modern Dubliner has become the apple of one woman's (Hudson) eye --and everyone else's forbidden fruit. (Miramax Films)
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Sleuth
A man who loves games and theater invites his wife's lover to meet him, setting up a battle of wits with potentially deadly results. (imdb)
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Barnyard
A hilarious look at what really happens in a barnyard when the farmer's back is turned. (Paramount)
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The Painting
What is like to live in the world of painting? There are characters that are already painted and colored, others who still need to be colored up, or haven't been drawn yet. It's a parallel world with its own rules and various threats. The adventures of this surreal world of castles, forests, and characters whose differences lie in the degree of their creative making are some of Le Tableau's attractive features. (bafici.gov.ar)
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Twilight (A Quarantine)
This is part one of what was to be Jacques Rivette's four-part project "Scenes de la Vie Parallelle". The idea was to create four different films with a running sub-plot involving a mythical war between goddesses of the Sun and the Moon, fighting for possession of a mysterious jewel... (imdb comments)
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Mr. Hulot\
Monsieur Hulot comes to a beachside hotel for a vacation, where he accidentally (but good-naturedly) causes havoc. (imdb)
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The Pixar Story
An in-depth look at the history of Pixar, the production company that gave the world such classics as Toy Story, Monsters Inc., A Bug's Life, Finding Nemo and The Incredibles, as well as revolutionising the world of animation.
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Blonde
A fictionalized chronicle of the inner life of Marilyn Monroe. (imdb)
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