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Welcome to the Rileys
On a business trip to New Orleans, a damaged man seeks salvation by caring for a wayward young woman.
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Bedtime Stories
A family comedy about a hotel handyman (Sandler) whose life changes when the lavish bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to magically come true.
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Sherlock Jr.
Buster and Ward are rivals for Kathryn. Ward steals her father's watch and Buster is blamed.
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Hotel Artemis
Set in riot-torn, near-future Los Angeles, 'Hotel Artemis' follows the Nurse, who runs a secret, members-only emergency room for criminals. (imdb)
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Weekend at Bernie\
Larry and Richard use a voodoo revived corpse to track down hidden money to clear their names. (imdb)
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Slender Man
Slender Man tells the story of a tall, thin, horrifying figure with unnaturally long arms and a featureless face, who is reputed to be responsible for the haunting and disappearance of countless children and teens.
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Tales from the Darkside: The Movie
In anthology style, a child tells three stories of horror to keep from being eaten by a witch. (imdb)
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The Escapist
Frank Perry is an institutionalized convict twelve years into a life sentence without parole. When his estranged daughter falls ill, he is determined he make peace with her before it's too late. He develops an ingenious escape plan, and recruits a dysfunctional band of escapists - misfits with a mutual dislike for one other but united by their desire to escape their hell hole of an existence. Much of the action takes place within the tunnels, sewers and underground rivers of subterranean London. (imdb)
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The Fly
A brilliant but eccentric scientist begins to transform into a giant man/fly hybrid after one of his experiments goes horribly wrong. (imdb)
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Two people stand on a road, out of focus. Seen distorted through a glass, they retire upstairs to a bedroom where she undresses... (imdb)
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