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The Protege
Rescued as a child by the legendary assassin Moody, Anna is the world's most skilled contract killer. However, when Moody is brutally killed, she vows revenge for the man who taught her everything she knows.
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Sabrina the Teenage Witch
A girl, sent by her parents to live with her two eccentric aunts, finds out on her sixteenth birthday that she is a witch. (imdb)
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Persuasion
Eight years earlier, Anne Elliot, the daughter of a financially troubled aristocratic family, was persuaded to break off her engagement to Frederick Wentworth, a young seaman, who, though promising, had poor family connections. When her father rents out the family estate to Admiral Croft, Anne is thrown into company with Frederick, because his sister is Mrs. Croft.(imdb)
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Funny Girl
The life of comedienne Fannie Brice, from her early days in the Jewish slums of the Lower East Side... (imdb)
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Maximum Overdrive
A group of people try to survive when machines start to come alive and become homicidal. (imdb)
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The Andromeda Strain
The Andromeda Strain (2008) - TV Mini-Series
A two part television movie/mini-series. When a satellite falls from space and is discovered by two local Utah teens, it is opened and a deadly virus is unleashed on the world. A group of doctors/scientists are recruited to try to figure out how to stop this "Andromeda" virus.
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Marty
Marty is a lonely butcher approaching middle-age. His Italian mother is incessantly hounding him to get married... (imdb)
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Thank You for Smoking
Thank You for Smoking is a fiercely satirical look at today's "culture of spin." The hero of the film is Nick Naylor (Eckhart), chief spokesman for Big Tobacco, who makes his living defending the rights of smokers and cigarette makers in today's neo-puritanical culture. (Fox Searchlight)
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Nunta muta
On Stalin's death in 1953 a general mourning period is declared in USSR and all the satellite states. In rural Romania a wedding is caught in the middle of all this.
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Sacco and Vanzetti
The story of two anarchists who were charged and unfairly tried for murder when it was really for their political convictions. (imdb)
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