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101 Dalmatians II: Patch\
Being one of 101 takes its toll on Patch, who doesn't feel unique. When he's accidentally left behind on moving day, he meets his idol, Thunderbolt, who enlists him on a publicity campaign. (imdb)
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The Chef
A veteran chef faces off against his restaurant group's new CEO, who wants to the establishment to lose a star from its rating in order to bring in a younger chef who specializes in molecular gastronomy.
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You Kill Me
This street-smart mob comedy is the story of what happens when two mismatched people find a common calling. (IFC Films)
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Down in the Valley
When Harlan Carruthers (Norton), a charismatic cowboy who seems as if he would be much more at home in Monument Valley than in the San Fernando Valley, has a chance encounter with Tobe (Wood), a bored and restless suburban teenager, both of their lives are turned upside down. (ThinkFilm)
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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Wayne Szalinski is your average "nutty scientist", working on a top secret machine which miniaturizes objects... (imdb)
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The Simpsons
The Simpsons (1989) - TV Series
The satiric adventures of a working-class family in the misfit city of Springfield. (imdb)
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Diva
The accidental switch of a surveillance tape with a bootleg opera tape leads to suspense and complications with a number of rather odd Parisians. (imdb)
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O Thiasos
A group of traveling players peregrinates through Greece attempting to perform the popular erotic drama Golfo The Shepherdess... (imdb)
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Rhino Season
Acclaimed Kurdish filmmaker Bahman Ghobadi (A Time for Drunken Horses) directs Monica Bellucci and Iranian superstar Behrouz Vossoughi in this haunting, dreamlike love story that spans three decades. (tiff.net)
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The Good Neighbor
A pair of mischievous high school kids create the illusion of a haunting on an unsuspecting neighbor. While keeping his every reaction under surveillance, they see much more than they bargained for.
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