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A Clockwork Orange
A savage and satiric morality play centering on Alex, who fights, robs, rapes and kills like any conscienceless predator. Captured and imprisoned, he undergoes treatment to condition him "safe", a "clockwork orange" healthy and whole on the outside - but crippled within by reflex mechanisms beyond his control.
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Family Matters
Family Matters (1989) - TV Series
Long-running "Perfect Strangers" spin-off series centering on the Winslow family and their pesky next-door neighbor, ultra-nerd Steve Urkel. (imdb)
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Smart House
Smart House (1999) - TV Movie
A 13 year old boy (Ryan Merriman) wins a computerized home manned by a cyborg maid (Katey Sagal) named PAT. When he and his Dad (Kevin Kilner) move into the house, he figures that his Dad will cease considering re-marrying anyone since the house and PAT can handle all of the cooking and cleaning chores. However, his father soon shows an interest in the computer programmer. This sets the boy into tinkering with PAT's program resulting in a wife-like, nagging robot. (imdb)
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Ship of Fools
Passengers on a ship traveling from Mexico to Europe in the 1930s represent society at large in that era. The crew is German, including the ship's doctor who falls in love with one of the passengers, La Contessa. A young American woman, Jenny, is traveling with the man she loves, David. Jenny is fascinated and puzzled by just who some of the other passengers are. The once famous Mary Treadwell gets much of her attention. (imdb)
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Yellow Submarine
The Beatles agree to accompany Captain Fred in his Yellow Submarine and go to Pepperland to free it from the music hating Blue Meanies. (imdb)
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Silverado
A misfit bunch of friends come together to right the injustices which exist in a small town. (imdb)
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Yellow Sky
A band of bank robbers on the run from a posse flee into the desert. Near death from lack of water they stumble into what appears to be a ghost town... (imdb)
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The Age of Stupid
A future archivist looks at old footage from the year 2008 to understand why humankind failed to address climate change.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022) - TV Mini-Series
Stand-alone spinoff feature from the Star Wars franchise centering on Obi-Wan Kenobi (imdb.com).
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Species II
A trio of American astronauts becomes instant heroes as they plant the Stars and Stripes on Mars before beginning the voyage home. But back on their ship, something else has set its sights on Earth...something whose relatives have already paid us a visit. (MGM)
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