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Kustom Kar Kommandos
A man in tight jeans buffs his car to the strains of "Dream Lover". (imdb)
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Hitman: Agent 47
An assassin teams up with a woman to help her find her father and uncover the mysteries of her ancestry. (imdb)
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Joey
Joey (2004) - TV Series
In this spin-off of "Friends", Joey Tribbiani moves to Los Angeles to pursue his acting career. (imdb)
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Lourdes
In order to escape her isolation, wheelchair-bound Christine makes a life changing journey to Lourdes, the iconic site of pilgrimage in the Pyrenees Mountains. (imdb)
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The Smurfs
When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours. (imdb)
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Pickpocket
Little pocket thief Wu never got away from the streets like his friends did. He realises that he is alone... (imdb)
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O-bi, O-ba - Koniec cywilizacji
Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart. (imdb)
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Rob the Mob
A Queens couple who specialize in robbing mafia social clubs stumble upon a score bigger than they could ever imagine, becoming targets of both the mob and the FBI in the process.
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Driving Miss Daisy
An old Jewish woman and her African-American chauffeur in the American South have a relationship that grows and improves over the years. (imdb)
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Quiet Please!
Quiet Please! (1945) - Short Film
The family dog warns Tom not to make any noise so he can take a nap. Jerry hears this and immediately devises plans to ensure that the dog's nap will be interrupted (breaking plates, playing musical instruments, etc.). One of the few cartoons in the Tom and Jerry series in which one of the main characters speaks. (imdb)
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