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Foxtrot
A troubled family face the facts when something goes terribly wrong at their son's desolate military post. (imdb)
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Goal!
Like millions of kids around the world, Santiago harbors the dream of being a professional footballer... (imdb)
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Patrick
A comatose hospital patient harasses and kills through his powers of telekinesis to claim his private nurse as his own. (imdb)
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From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman\
"Prequel" to the first From Dusk Till Dawn is set in Mexico in the early 1900's which begins with the escape of Johnny Madrid, a dangerous local outlaw, from the gallows who then kidnaps his hangman's beautiful daughter, Esmeralda, with a little help from Reece, a female outlaw from the U.S. With the hangman and a local posse on their trail, Johnny meets with his gang who all rob a stagecoach which contains American author Ambrose Bierce along with newlywed couple John and Mary Newlie. As night falls, all parties coincidently seek shelter in an isolated inn... (imdb)
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Krysar
A modern version of the medieval German legend about a rat-catcher who punishes the sinful and insolent town of Hammeln (Hamelin). The original legend serves only as a basis for a completely new piece from both the artistic and cinematic points of view. (bcdb.com)
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La noche de 12 años
1973. Uruguay is governed by a military dictatorship. One autumn night, three Tupamaro prisoners are taken from their jail cells in a secret military operation. The order is precise: "As we can't kill them, let's drive them mad." The three men will remain in solitary confinement for twelve years. Among them is Pepe Mujica - later to become president of Uruguay. (Written by Tornasol)
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Imprint
Imprint (2006) - Season 1, Episode 13
Masters of Horror - Season 1, Episode 13
Set in the mid 1800s, Christopher is an American journalist who ventures to Japan to search for the prostitute he loved and abandoned years earlier. But when he ventures to an island off the coast, he sees that human demons and whores rule the land where a deformed courtesan awaits his arrival leading to a tale of extreme cruelty and perverse vengeance.
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Old Dads
Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs and anything created after 1987.
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Lady and the Tramp
The romantic tale of a sheltered uptown Cocker Spaniel dog and a streetwise downtown Mutt (imdb)
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Embrace of the Vampire
An 18-year-old college freshman is seduced by a handsome vampire lover who introduce her to a dark world of carnal desires.
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