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In this action-packed comedy, the bumbling Inspector Closeau (Martin) takes on his most important case ever. (Sony)

Beethoven the St. Bernard dog becomes a father, but his girlfriend Missy is dog-napped, and his puppies are in danger of the same fate. (imdb)

It's classic Scary Movie-like parody on "Van Helsing", "Hellraiser", "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" ...

A ritual is an action distinguished from all others in that it seeks realization of its purpose through the exercise of form. In this sense ritual is art; and even historically, all art derives from ritual. In ritual the form is the meaning. More speci fically, the quality of movement itself is not a merely decorative factor; it is the meaning itself of the movement. In this sense, this film is a dance. (Picpal.com)

Factory Girl imaginatively unfolds the comet-like rise and fall of 60s "it girl" Edie Sedgwick (Miller), the blazing superstar who came to define both the glamour and the tragedy of our celebrity-obsessed culture. (The Weinstein Company)

Two billion years ahead of us, a future race of humans finds itself on the verge of extinction. Almost all that is left in the world are lone and surreal monuments, beaming their message into the wilderness. (imdb)

BLACK SWAN is a psychological melodrama in which Nina Sayers (Natalie Portman), a dancer in a New York ballet company, hopes desperately to play a greater part in the coming season, a season that choreographer Thomas Leroy (Vincent Cassel) informs the company will include a new production of "Swan Lake."

A hard-working, blue-collar dad who just wants to provide a good life for his quick-witted 8-year-old daughter. His mundane San Fernando Valley pool cleaning job is a front for his real source of income: hunting and killing vampires.

Faruk Yazici is the idealist governor of the city of Denizli, where a team of engineers from the MTA have recently discovered reserves of uranium. The governor joins forces with childhood friend and head of MTA engineers, in a fight against the scheming bureaucrat Ceyda, who actually works to get mines in Turkey under the control of foreign companies. Interestingly, a number of murders are uncovered only a short while after the governor and the MTA engineers focus on the reserves in Denizli. (film.com)

A rogue detective is as devoted to his job as he is at scoring drugs - while playing fast and loose with the law.