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A Complete History of My Sexual Failures
Independent filmmaker Chris Waitt attempts to interview his ex-girlfriends to find out why they dumped him. This revealing and humorous documentary sees the slacker filmmaker go on a sexual and emotional odyssey in a desperate quest to solve his innumerable problems. (imdb)
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Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger
Sinbad The Sailor sails to deliver a cursed prince to a dangerous island in the face of deadly opposition from a powerful witch. (imdb)
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It\
A henpecked New Jersey grocer makes plans to move to California to grow oranges, despite the resistance of his overbearing wife. (imdb)
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Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
An abused, (allegedly) mentally handicapped parking attendant fetishizes the first movie and decides to make a human centipede of his own.
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Timecrimes
A man accidentally gets into a time machine and travels back in time nearly an hour. Finding himself will be the first of a series of disasters of unforeseeable consequences. (imdb)
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Kaili Blues
In the mystical,subtropical province of Guizhou,there is a small county clinic surrounded by fog.At the Kaili clinic,there are two doctors who live quiet,lonely lives.One of the doctors,Chen Sheng,embarks on a journey by train to find his nephew, who had been abandoned by his brother. (imdb)
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Radio Days
A nostalgic look at radio's golden age focusing on one ordinary family and the various performers in the medium. (imdb)
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Le sommet des dieux
Photographer Fukamachi finds a camera that supposedly belongs to George Mallory, a mountaineer who went missing on Mount Everest, and goes on a mountain-climbing adventure with his friend Habu Joji.
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Final Destination 5
Death still isn't satisfied in the fifth installment of this cult horror franchise, setting out to claim the lives of shaken co-workers who cheated him when they heeded a colleague's premonition about an unstable suspension bridge.
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City Lights
With the aid of a wealthy erratic tippler, a dewy-eyed tramp who has fallen in love with a sightless flower girl accumulates money to be able to help her medically.
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